Ah, the birthday wishes to a single girl, courtesy of the online dating companies.
From Match.com - Today's your birthday, spend it with someone special! Take 25% off our services. Thanks for reminding me that I'm without that "someone special" today and offer me money off your services that did diddly in helping me find that "someone special".
From OKCupid - Happy 31st Birthday! Are you still single? Come check out your matches and find the men who want to meet you for your birthday! Versus the losers that just want to contact me ever other day of the year?
Do they really consider this positive marketing? I consider this more reasons to leave work and get a giant dirty martini with the ladies...
Cheers to me!
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